Very funny special #notanad Doom-Thursday #failedpostswithoutmeaningIguess #deletinglaters #dissatisfyingthoughts
Good evening.
I'm not a comedian. I am a blogger. =I kill my darlings first and towards the end the nothingness intensifies. This has been a sample post.
- I fell into the TikTok void earlier. Then I fell into the Facebook videos void. I have a television on on the background, too. Pictures be moving. I had a call from some call center in Glasgow and they left me a voice message.
Yayyyyy.
- I had a shower before turning on my washing machine and I should empty it soon but like, I feel like I've had a swim in a lake or something, what makes the difference? The use of soap?
I walked to my nearest pizzeria today and there was free stuff to take on my walk there in cardboad boxes. So now I have sesame oil and a non-alcoholic party bottle of something, perhaps I'm guessing pear pop soda something... Someone put an umbrella on the boxes on my walk back but it wasn't raining so I didn't take that too lol the text to take freely was hidden lmao
uhhh anyways
can't explain. Things sound better inside my head. I'm happy. I ate a ham& pineapple pizza in like ten minutes and burnt my mouth a little again. Tomorrow is pay day for living benefits and I should pay some bills. I had nothing so I loaned the pizza money from my mum. She wants to buy me a pair of shoes. Whenever we went shoe shopping when I was little, we argued. She spat on me or hit me or something else happened... I hope this is her feeling bad.
- In the mail today I got an autographed book. I was trying to sniff it a little but I don't know what I was trying to smell off of it. All books smell the same and I think the sharpie they used already dried so... nothing?
What elses.
Board.
Boarded in the house.
Been thinking of people who've blocked me. Lateleys. Of calling them or sending a text to remind them of myself. Missing them when they've cut me off from their tiny world. Reasons they be delusional all right
Not hearing from peoples. Not anyones, though... sigh!
I don't need too. Inner voice be loud. Intuition be right.
I have not given birth to media today just been digesting it.
Life is boring. Life is Hell. Satan is your buddy and he's not said a word during your whole ride.
:(
I missed the part where Kenny died
Time goes bye
Procrastination is a whore, and priests touch little boys. What is a blowjob? Kids are too young to know.
What are blowjobs? Urban dictionary gives hints on how to best do it. In gay terms today (eww) I saw the verb, to nurse/suckle, to be used instead of suck and I'm like nah.
You can shake and you can cum, but it's not pleasuring myself; it's sexwork. Cuz I have no plans with u. I'm not loved, I'm pretty outcast from all my families and I intend not to make one of my own (family).
People please. You owe me. Apologaies.
Shit I'm lucky and what do I do with it. The same thing everyone else would. were they me. Blinded by their stupidity. There are as many stars... but how much of the ocean have we studied?
New spieces come and they go, don't get too attached to polar bears they'll have to go extinct... Wolves move South, which one of the two wolves are you.
Indian saying. Chinese proverb. Finnish idiom. Those things disappear, like a fart in the Sahara desert. Life isn't peachy. You can bring a knife to a gunfight.
Nothing is important except gardening and even that isn't so important.
It's late you shouldn't bother me. I never wear socks at home but it's that time of year when woolly socks call to me.
When are you: panicked and scared. What if everyone spoke the truth. Dun-dun-duu
I answer no questions, you tell me no riddles. What is language, if not the perfect thought bender. Sense makes not senpai and job I had none.
- Time killed: enough
- Permission to post: yeah Lord they had no idea what you were doing
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| that's Samwise, Gamgee I guess |
